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About New York City

My fave part? The chaos! Dudes stumblin in, half-drunk, thinkin they’re hot shit. Gals laughin behind their backs – “He’s no hero, he’s a client!” – twistin that movie line for kicks. I’d probs hang there just to watch the circus, sippin a martini, judgin every bad haircut. No capes, no class, just pure, messy humanity. Ever hear bout that brothel in Nevada with a UFO theme? Aliens and ass, dahling – I’m sold! Probs fake, but I’d exaggerate it anyway: “Beam me up, baby!”